Anticipation

O unicorn knees
I long for you
with a longing
greater than science
thicker than parsley
and more powerful than disdain

You are my one
my only
my everything
and the metaphors you produce
feed my soul

You are not finished
being amazing
and I am not finished
this hotdog

Go back to your unicorn
beloved unicorn knees
and permanently
break my heart

Olympics

sportsing sportsing sportsing
so vitally important
all the sportsing everywhere
and the sportsing medals
and the unicorns
as unicorns are good at sportsing
though they have to be careful
with inflatable balls
so much sportsing
and triumph
and nationalism
hurrah

Bad Poetry

The poems
are still as terrible
as they were in the beginning

But there seem
to be fewer
unicorns in them now

Why
unicorns
why

Why have you
abandoned my
poetry

Where have you
gone
you sexy beasts

My weeping
for the unicorns
tears the world

And creates
yet another
bad poem