Rain in November

Rain in November
sometimes happens in October
and then everyone gets confused
and imbued with meaning
and we end up stealing pancakes
for our most ambiguous friend

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Morning Rain

The rain is raining
in the morning
but why?

Tell me, penguin of desire
tell me
and break my damn heart

Is the rain
ominously foreshadowing
the sunset?

I do not know
and thus I trudge wearily
into the raging furnace

RAIN

Heat wave heat wave
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heat wave RAIN
OH SWEET MERCIFUL RAIN
THANK YOU FOR COMING
THANK YOU
THANK YOU heat wave
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Silly

How silly you are being
O weather
unable to decide
whether to be really freaking cold
or just sort of pretty cold
and popping back and forth between the two
with blowing snow everywhere the whole time
though maybe it will be rain later
who knows?
You certainly don’t

Hurricane Remnants

Goodbye
Patricia
you saucy minx
you peed on Toronto
and the next day
you farted on Toronto
and it seems
the main benefit to me
was that your bodily functions
made it impossible for the people
jackhammering the living daylights out of my apartment building
to do so
meaning that for forty-eight hours
blissful silence prevailed
it was a rainy silence
and it was a windy silence
but it was also a silent silence
which is something I wish I had today
so farewell
Patricia
I shall miss you
very much indeed