Mark My Words

There will not be a pirate
in that slice of pie

There may be a pirate
in that other slice of pie

It’s surprisingly hard to tell
which pie has pirates in it

I’m pretty sure that’s
an allegory for something

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Unspeedy

I am slow at that one task
that everyone else is fast at
and when people go
Oh it’s easy
I don’t know what you’re complaining about
I can only stave off the frustrated rage
by thinking quickly about puppies
and
if necessary
pie

Puppies

Puppies
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
puppies everywhere
bouncy bouncy puppies
so profound
and covered with similes
big goofy puppies
representing figurative language
longing for pie
and pi
and cuddles
so many puppies
in the search for meaning