The Squirrel

For lo
the squirrel
it climbs
the tree
it falls
upon
the head
of Sam
and Sam
cries out
and drops
his pie
and thus
this day
destruction
reigns

Advertisements

Slice

That slice of pie
oh that slice
of pie
how high it soars
that pie
alack
alack the
alack the pie
oh pie
oh death
oh murther
murther and mayhem and pie
and no one to eat the blueberries
no one
at all

Unspeedy

I am slow at that one task
that everyone else is fast at
and when people go
Oh it’s easy
I don’t know what you’re complaining about
I can only stave off the frustrated rage
by thinking quickly about puppies
and
if necessary
pie