On My Mind

Georgia
for crying out loud
every time I think about you
I get an earworm
and that’s not cool
Georgia
not cool at all
Georgia
so cut it out
stop being so memorable
as everything wrong with my life
is clearly your fault
Georgia
you monster

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Earworm Again

Okay
listen
I know you like it in my brain
but I would also like it in my brain
if you weren’t there as well
I mean
maybe if you were more than four bars long
we would have something to work with here
but no
you just repeat over and over
and over and over
and over and over
baby baby ooh
and it’s too bad
you don’t have a face I can punch
you insidious destroyer of tranquility

Earworm

baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
STOP IT
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby baby ooh
DINOSAURS DINOSAURS DINOSAURS ICE CREAM
ice cream
we all scream for
ice cream
we all scream for
ice cream
we all scream for
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a baby
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby
baby baby baby I SHALL CUT OUT YOUR EYES AND ROAST THEM AND SERVE THEM FOR DINNER WITH CILANTRO AND GARLIC ooh
Oi’m ‘Enry the Eighth Oi am
coconuts
coconuts
coconuts
coconuts
coconuts
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
baby baby
baby baby baby ooh
not with a bang but a whimper
(baby baby baby ooh)

Earworm

Porcupine of terror
why do you burrow into
the folds of my brain
and nest there
all day
every day
until I am ready
to stomp on your evil little head
with steel-toed boots?

No song deserves this
no brain deserves this
no brain deserves this song
out
damn song
out
I say

You are punching me in the cerebral cortex with music
and I cannot approve