Not Today

Kindly
remove
your
fist
from
my
face
madam
and
pray
explain
why
you
have
no
bananas

I’m
waiting

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Mysterious Clock

I set you
to go off at 7:00
and you did
according to you
but it was actually 6:30
so where
did the extra half hour
come from?

O Clock of Mystery
let me unlock
your vast insignificance
as a monkey
unlocks a banana

You must mean something
you must mean something
you must mean something
and now it’s 7:48