About the Bad Poet

Cecily Q. Cauliflower is a terrible poet who has solemnly sworn to share her terrible poetry with the world. She feels that everyone has at least one talent, and since hers is the ability to produce awful poems at the drop of a hat, it would be remiss of her to hide this talent away. Cecily is a professional bad poet who makes a living by reading her bad poems to passersby until they pay her to stop. She likes cheese sandwiches, obscure metaphorical Japanese films about death, and referring to herself in the third person.


8 thoughts on “About the Bad Poet

  1. You are by far one of the most brilliant poets I have stumbled upon on this websi–no, the entire history of literature. Please keep writing. Please keep existing.


  2. PS I was really attempting to read and comment on all your poetry but then I realized it goes back all the way in the pass and now I am so sad that I am going to have to ruin two toothpicks to keep my eyes open. Seriously, though, I want to thank you for providing me an entertaining stretch of time as I end a long week at work. Your poetry is clever, witty, funny, and intelligent and I am enjoying it so much, Am so happy to have discovered your blog tonight!!

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