Your Cat Is in the Fireplace, Ethel

Perhaps you should consider
doing something about Muffin
and her apparent inability
not to cover herself from head to toe in soot
then step delicately out onto the cream-coloured carpet
wash one ear
freak out for no reason
and run up the curtains
where she will stay forever
since when you try to remove her
she will attempt to behead you

You are not a cat person
are you

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