Bitey

Bitey bitey
bitey bite
oh but the bitey
oh but the mercy
in the bitey
in the bitey bite
smite
SMITE
the bitey
smite the bitey
smite the mercy
smite the smiley
smite the smitey
smut
smut
bitey bitey smutty bite
crave the bitey
crave the pouty
of the bitey
bitey
bitey
bitey
cheese

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Prickly

Prickly
pear
in my
closet
O
thou pear
thou prickly
pear
you mean something
you symbolise
pears
and closets
and virtue
and Clyde
who ate you
O prickly
pear

Tomato

At the end of this poem
there is a tomato
now you know
you won’t have to worry
about anything popping up unexpectedly
it’s just the tomato
you already expect
no need to worry
nothing to see here
move along
to the end of the poem
which features a cactus
surprise