Those Meddling Kids

How was I to know
that dressing up as a ghost
and convincing everyone
the bank was haunted
by a scary but ultimately harmless Old West bandit
famed for robbing banks
wasn’t a useful way
to plan a robbery?

And what in the name
of all that is holy
is wrong with that dog?

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