I wonder what would happen
if I wore a sword
down the back of my fancy ball gown
while I danced at a gala

I expect
I would slice off both my buttocks
and bleed out
on the dance floor

But the part of me that is not practical
and that believes that Hermione Granger
will save us all from Voldemort
thinks not

That part thinks the sword would be magnificent
and the dress would be better
and I would have so many muscles
and fight to end so many wars


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