Bacon

There is too
much bacon
on my plate
he said
and everyone gasped

No
cried the princess
not the bacon
and threw her sword violently
at his head

Shortly afterwards
the planet blew up
causing a rift in the
space-time continuum
and then a black hole

The moral of the story is
probably something about bacon
but I am too busy
eating mine
to care

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