The Ash Heap of History

I have consigned
to the ash heap of history
sparkly pens
lava lamps
aluminum Christmas trees
my wisdom teeth
your wisdom teeth
your appendix
handkerchiefs
ennui
common sense
macaroni art
an indefinable sense of dread
gastric discomfort
gastric distention
the force that through the green fuse drives the flower
my middle name
nursery rhymes
any Disney movie made before 1989
all the hair collected on my hairbrush since last Thursday
megaphones
underwear
and soup

Everything else
is up for grabs

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