F

Dear 2016:
You make some interesting observations
in this paper
but you also have a tendency
to stop in the middle of an otherwise logical argument
and announce
LET’S BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN
which does not help develop your thesis
and renders your essay scattered
confusing
and liable to invoke limitless rage

Next time
please be more objective
and go beyond gut reaction

Your work is currently not adequate
and will receive a failing grade