Catcall

Heyyyy baby
what a fiiiine set of mandibles you have
you should show ’em off
by opening your mouthparts more pleasingly

Smokin’ hot legs
all six of ‘em
hey honey
caress me with your eyebeams

Oh yeah mama
sweet and hot
why aren’t you chewing my face off
as I wolf-whistle your carapace

Now don’t complain
it’s just a compliment
you know you like it and besides
you’ll be devouring me later today

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