An Open Letter to 2016

Dear 2016:

Please stop
I mean
just stop right now
put down the axe
and cease this self-destructive rampage

Maybe you just want
to be remembered more than the other years
or maybe you’re in a bad mood
or got up with a headache
or tripped and fell in a puddle

Maybe there really is a rational explanation
for your gleeful destruction
of not just a multitude of individual lives
but possibly also the whole of western civilisation
or even just humanity in general


Sit back
take a breather
have a doughnut
read some bad poetry
and really
think about what you have done

until 2017

Yours sincerely,
Absolutely Everybody

Also your mom

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