Damn Mordor Again

It’s that damn Mordor again
sending down orders
saying we need to catch the hobbits

No one’s bothered
to tell us what a hobbit is
since I guess that would take a lot of effort

We keep getting sent out
to be slaughtered by elves
and absolutely no one cares

I just want to settle down
in a dank cave
and maybe start a garden

Seriously
is that really
too much to ask?

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