Like a Duck

If it walks like a duck
and quacks like a duck
and flies like a duck
and slow-plays its poker hand like a duck
and cheats on its spouse like a duck
and composes beautiful symphonies like a duck
and eats French toast like a duck
and collects porcelain figurines like a duck
and gets into fights with its sister like a duck
and teaches itself how to juggle like a duck
and checks its Facebook account like a duck
and procrastinates on doing its laundry like a duck
and buys movie tickets like a duck
and falls in love like a duck
and performs Shakespearean soliloquies like a duck
and forgets your name like a duck
it’s probably not a duck

Just saying

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