Harry Without Hermione

Without Hermione
Harry Potter dies
halfway through the first book
and Ron does too
and Voldemort rises
and all the Hogwarts teachers are killed
except Snape
who spends all his time
staring at the wall
and muttering “Always”
and eventually
Voldemort kills all the Muggles
and becomes ruler of Earth
whereupon aliens invade
and Voldemort saves
what remains of the human race
becoming a hero
and achieving eternal fame and glory

To be fair
that did not go
where I expected

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