Twitter

O Twitter
you are so silly
you claim to be useful
but then you’re all
HAVE 140 CHARACTERS OF HORROR FOR NO REASON
ALSO I HATE YOUR CAT
and then everyone retweets the retweets of the retweets of the problematic tweet
and there are tears
and recriminations
and quite a few people end up blocked

The next day
O Twitter
it all begins again
except with more hashtags
and slightly fewer cats

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