Slobbishness

When you are a slob
you know you are a slob
you think like a slob
move like a slob
do your taxes like a slob
everything about you is slob-like
even the piles of things you make
which you mean to be neat
but they are not neat
because they were made by a slob
and they eventually tip over
and join the other piles
in the general chaos

when you are a slob
your life is a slob’s life
and if you don’t learn
to accept that
you will be
the saddest
slob
ever

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