Parcel Tracker

Parcel tracker
how you mock me
with your passionate claims
that my parcel is “in transit”
and the way you cunningly use the lying progress bar
to foster the illusion that the parcel
is not sitting in a warehouse in Mississauga
instead of being put on an actual plane to Vancouver

I like the way
you have already changed the expected delivery date
after spending an entire day not picking up the parcel
because somebody
way back years ago
looked up the word “expedited” in the dictionary
and misunderstood the definition

With luck
parcel tracker
the delivery date will remain 2015/12/24
and not suddenly and maddeningly jump to 2015/12/28
since then I would really need to punch you in the face
and as far as I know
you don’t have one

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