You Had a Bad Day

You had a bad day
because everything went slightly wrong
and then someone stole your unicorn
STOLE IT
and it was YOUR unicorn
and you told the police but they laughed at you
and told you to get a puppy
but puppies don’t fit in your apartment
just unicorns
so you stormed the castle and demanded your unicorn back
but the evil king put a spell on you
so that you would always just barely miss the subway
and you trudged home
defeated
without any unicorns at all

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