Jackhammer

Dear construction workers
who started using jackhammers
and pneumatic drills
on my apartment building
at 7:00 a.m.
and haven’t stopped since:
kindly punch yourselves
repeatedly in the face
and become so invested in doing so
that I don’t have to go down there
and hit you violently
with your own construction equipment

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