Front-Page Ad

Giant yellow front-page newspaper ad
paid for by a particular political party
and obliterating the bit of the newspaper
that usually goes
hey look everyone THERE ARE BABIES TRAPPED IN BUILDINGS THAT ARE ON FIRE
AND THE MIDDLE EAST IS ON FIRE AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
BECAUSE TERRIBLE PEOPLE ARE DOING TERRIBLE THINGS TO EVERYONE
AND ALSO THERE’S ONE THREE-LEGGED KITTEN THAT IS INSPIRING ORPHANS
BUT MOSTLY THE ORPHANS ARE TRAPPED IN BUILDINGS THAT ARE ON FIRE
AND SOME OF THEM ARE BABIES
anyway
giant yellow ad:
I hope you fall down a hole
a very deep hole
and become the kind of story that belongs on the front page of the newspaper
because otherwise
YOU SHOULDN’T BLOODY BE THERE
in case you were wondering
what I thought about it

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