Organised

I tried to be organised yesterday
and was doing very well for the first five minutes
but then
out of nowhere
an indescribable mythical beast
turned up and started blowing papers about
with its powerful nostrils
and soon
I was sucked into a magical adventure
in a land ruled by fire creatures
and I had to throw my few remaining papers
into a fiery chasm of doom
to save all humanity
because
you see
I am the chosen one

that is why I have nothing prepared for today
so please read chapters one through seven
and I’ll see you all next week

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